I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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