New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It all started with a game of naked twister.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
