my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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