he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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