I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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