Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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