Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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