how can u be prego again
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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