woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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