i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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