So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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