didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
In other news, I just burned my penis
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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