I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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