I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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