shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Randomize