He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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