I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
nutella sex= disaster
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Someone came in the potted fern
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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