your parents love me but you hate me
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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