Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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