well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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