I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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