Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Randomize
