I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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