no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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