he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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