honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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