My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I want a musical about memes.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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