When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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