she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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