hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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