My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize
