evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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