i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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