I'm drive I can fine osifer
grandma shit on top of the toilet
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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