I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize
