In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
It's shark week go big or go home
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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