yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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