franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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