Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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