Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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