So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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