Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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