I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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