I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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