Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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