And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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