they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
What changed your mind?
Being sober
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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