I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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