dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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