So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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