i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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