@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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