But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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