The maid of honor just puked.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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