Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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