we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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